Thursday, June 3, 2010

Diabetic Landmines

When Cheyenne was really little, we used to put those teeny band-aids on her fingers after she tested.  Not really to stop the blood-there really wasn't a lot of it left after the copious amounts of blood the old test strips used to require (enough to donate to a blood bank if you ask me).  We put the bandage on her fingers because, as any parent knows, there's some sort of magic power in a band-aid that makes a kid forget all about their troubles.  I'd buy them by the carton because we'd use so many.   BUT...the downside to easing Cheyenne's woes meant increasing mine.  These darn band-aids would stay on her finger for about an hour and then she'd shed them off all over the house.  To my major distress I would find them everywhere: stuck to the furniture, carpets, cushions, and sometimes hitching an unauthorized ride on my clothes.  It drove me crazy!  But it made her feel better so I just suffered through the whole ordeal by imagining the day she'd be older and these little landmines would be a distant memory.

Fast forward 15 years and things haven't changed much.  Though I'm not finding band-aids everywhere--that's changed.  Nowadays the two diabetics left at home leave me tiny test strips almost everywhere!  And while they are much easier to suck up into oblivion with a vacuum, they still drive me crazy!  Everywhere I go, these buggers are there vexing me at every turn.

Oh won't the madness go away??

But then I realize something.  When I finally get my wish, when these terrible tokens finally disappear from my house, like the band-aids have and Cheyenne with them, then it would only mean the other kids will be gone too.

So now when I start to tire of the test strip landmines all over the place, I realize it's not so bad after all.  So for now, I continue to do all my mine-sweeping with my vacuum...and a better attitude!